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A GOLD MEDAL CARE SHOW, i.e. a costume care lesson with humor!

Hello, ice and mat people!

Yes, yes, I know, you see this title and wonder what this person is thinking, right? Well, today I would like to immerse you in the fascinating world of costume care - because no, it isn't a topic you can get bored with! But I can't promise that I won't try to sneak in a few jokes here, because let's be honest, reading about washing and drying doesn't sound very exciting.

So listen to me, because I have some stories that will make sure you don't kick me off the internet before we get to the heart of the matter. Because, you know, costume care isn't just about washing and drying - it's a real art, befitting sports champions, of course, with a bit of absurd humor.

We're like trainers for our costumes - we take care of them, protect them, nurture them and support them. So get ready for laughter, some absurd humor, but above all, for valuable tips that will make your costumes sparkle and shine as if you had just won Olympic gold!

I invite you to the most colorful and fun costume care lesson you have ever experienced!

Ready for action? Here we go!

                                                                                                                                   

Number 1 - Instant Cleaning - Because We Don't Want to Remind You of Broken Washing Up Sponges

My dear skaters and gymnastics champions, let's start with the fact that we don't want to look like worn-out dishwashing sponges immediately after training! Yes, yes, I know, training can be a killer, but leaving your suit on longer than necessary is a bit of a stretch. Firstly, no one likes the smell of "sports sacrifice", and secondly, the longer we wait, the more laundry work awaits us!

Imagine the situation: after intense training, you fly out of the sports hall like superheroes, ready to dominate the world... and suddenly... ha, wait, can you smell that? Yes, this is your costume. And when you put it down in the corner of the room, a cloud appears around it? No, it's not a special effect from the movie, it's your sweat.

But back to the serious point, why do we need this problem? After all, we have more important things to do after training, such as eating the entire sandwich that mom made or jumping on the couch to look for the remote control. So what should we do? Of course, straighten your back, take a deep breath and take these few moments to quickly take off your costume. Leave it in the laundry basket for too long and you will have to send it to an "intensive" washing course!

Therefore, my dear ones, be like these laundry machines - fast, effective and without mercy for dirt! And your costumes will definitely thank you for it!

                                                                                                                                   

Number 2 - Hand Washing, or How to Wash a Costume in a Master's Style

Hand washing... Sounds like something our great-grandmother used to do on a rock by the river, right? But no, don't worry, you don't have to go to the nearby brook with your costumes. Hand washing is an art that can be mastered in a comfortable armchair, and I have a short instruction for you that will satisfy every future master.

So you're out of training, your suits are a little threadbare, and the smell... hmmm, well, let's just say it's not the smell of flowers. You already know what you need to do, so it's time to move from words to action.

First, the right attitude. Imagine being an Olympic champion... in laundry! Yes, yes, it sounds like a weird idea for a new sport, but think about it - what is hand washing if not endurance training for your muscles?

It's time to prepare a special "swimming pool" - of course I'm joking, there's no need to look for an Olympic-size swimming pool. Simply wash the costume in a sink, bowl or bucket. But remember, the more water, the better - we want our costume to feel like a fish out of water... or rather like a skater on ice!

But what's laundry without a bit of drama? Turn on the music! Yes, play your favorite song and let your movements match the rhythm. Dip, wring out, repeat - it's like dancing! You can even put on a little show with your costumes as the stars. “And now the washing machine welcomes the hand washing onto the floor!” you exclaim in amazement. After all, how many people can boast that their laundry is as spectacular as their own performances?

Start by gently soaking your costume in lukewarm water, as if you were practicing your moves for a big performance. Remember, don't do it too suddenly - your hands are like instruments that must work gently and precisely.

Then reach for your favorite detergent. You can go a little crazy here - choose the one with a floral scent, which will make your clothes smell like a field of flowers in the Olympic stadium. But be careful not to overdo it - we don't want your costume to attract bees!

Now it's time for the real art - gently rubbing the detergent into the fabric. Remember that your movements should be smooth and coordinated, just like in the choreography of your beloved ice dance. Let your hands dance across the surface of the costume, removing all traces of sweat and dirt.

After thorough rubbing, take a break to breathe - after all, even masters need rest! During this time, your costume can enjoy a moment of relaxation in the water as they prepare for their big return to the stage.

Finally, rinse the costume thoroughly in lukewarm water, removing all traces of detergent. Remember not to leave it in the water for too long - we want our costume to be ready for a triumphant performance!

                                                                                                                                    

Number 3 - Dry and Watch

Oh, here's the next item on the agenda - drying your master costume! Now, before we start, I would like to point out that we will not be using regular line drying here. It's too easy! We are the champions, so we have to approach it with grace and confidence.

First step? Here's how to do it: Simply unfold your costume as if you were getting ready to show off your best moves on the ice or mat. Yes, you heard right! Form it into an elegant pose, ready for a triumphant finale.

Then, choose the perfect place to hang your costume with confidence. The place must be dignified and exude an atmosphere of mastery. It could be a piece of wall in your bedroom, but it's even better if you have a specially designated spot where you can hang your costume in all its glory.

Now that your seat is ready, it's time for your master move - hang up your costume and let it do its airing dance! Yes, we want your costume to feel like a real star, soaring through the air, ready for your grand entrance into the arena.

But be careful - don't leave your costume alone for too long! Remember that Olympic champions are always on the move, always ready for their next great performance. The same goes for your costume - don't let it rest on its laurels, it must be ready for new challenges!

And here we are, our costume in all its glory, ready for our next big performance! Now you can walk confidently and confidently knowing that your costume is in absolute top shape, ready to strike gold!

                                                                                                                                   

Number 4 - Avoiding Wearing Costumes Outside of Training or Competition

Think of your costume like your favorite pair of sweatpants - you probably have some that you don't take outside the confines of your apartment, right? Well, you should treat your sportswear the same way! Because, you know, although they may be as comfortable as clouds, they won't necessarily look as great outside the gym or the skating rink.

Just imagine what it would look like if you went out into the street in your costume - oh, I can already see it: the crooked glances of passersby, moments of embarrassment in the grocery store, and maybe even trying to balance on the sidewalk to the music like a real Olympic champion! But, well, that might be a little... unusual, right?

And what about the outfit! You certainly don't want to see yourself as a meme on the main Intagram page like this! Until this trend becomes the norm, it's best to stay away from wearing your costume outside of what it was designed for - training or competition!

So why do we avoid wearing our beauties outside the gym and the rink? Well, first of all, we want to maintain a certain aesthetic for them - because who would want to see their beloved "children" stained with coffee? Secondly, we want to keep them in the best condition - without unnecessary abrasion or deformation. And thirdly, we just want to feel like real champions when we put them on, right?

So, don't be fooled by the temptation to wear your costume outside of training and competition - because we don't want our favorite outfit to cause frowns and awkward situations. Let's keep him away from the public and give him a chance to shine where he really belongs!

                                                                                                                                   

Number 5 - Proper Storage

Now that we've established that wearing your suit outside of training is the biggest sin in suit care, it's time to figure out how to store these jewels. But no, it's not just about simply putting them in a cupboard and wishing them "good luck." No, no, it's about creating a kingdom for them where they will feel like real stars!

Above all, avoid crushing! Your costumes are not cut onions that can be put anywhere. Keep them away from sharp edges and give them space to breathe. Because even the greatest champions need some space!

Another rule is: protection from light! Your costumes are like sensitive flowers - they don't like too intense light. Therefore, store them in a dark place, away from direct sunlight. Because we want our flowers to always be fresh and cheerful, right?

And the last - the most important! Protection from evil! Costumes are like guardian angels over your success. Therefore, keep them away from evil spirits, i.e. from sharp objects that can damage delicate fabrics. We don't want our angels to have scratches!

So, following these simple storage rules will make your costumes feel like real stars - protected, respected and ready for the big performances! After all, your costumes are your best friends on the way to sports success!

                                                                                                                                  

And voila! Here's a costume care guide that makes even hand washing a breeze. Now you can shine knowing that your outfits are ready for any Olympic arena!

And now, dear readers, it's time for you! I hope that after reading this article, you already have an action plan on how to take care of your beloved costumes. Because remember that although taking care of your clothes may seem like an Olympic-sized task, with the right approach and a bit of humor, you can become real champions in this field!

Now go! And remember that regardless of whether you are on the ice or on the mat, the most important thing is that you have fun and enjoy your passion. Because that's what sport is all about - joy, perseverance and, above all, having fun together!

Let's do it, dear athletes! Let your costumes shine, your movements delight, and your hearts beat to the rhythm of your sports adventure! Because every day spent perfecting your passion is a winning day!

Kind regards,

Honorata

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